Sunday, March 18, 2018

Side Chick.

Let me just say for the record that "side chicks" in the new age kinda way, shouldn't even be a THING.

I hate the word side chick, but in this sense it is appropriate and I have a new one.

As a single mom with a mortgage I have always HAD to have a second (or third) job. Which is cool, I don't mind working.

Wait.

Let me clarify.

As a single mom with a mortgage, who DOESN'T want Uncle Sam to be my baby daddy, I have always HAD to have a second job.

Do I judge you if you bring in cash from the state? Well....kinda. But I didn't want that for myself. Whether I am poor or not so poor, I would rather work for it myself.

Which brings me to my NEW side chick. 


In the last 2 weeks since deciding that I want to do this, I have gotten a lot of questions about this "new" direction that I am going. And in the past I have gotten some great questions and I decided to answer them here.

FAQ to Beanie the Ween Queen. 
(I'm kidding don't ever call me that!)



How much is it for you to do my Take Out Party?
Free! It doesn't cost you a thing. And with my fantastic hostess rewards, you SHOULD be able to get free product as well. 

As a Hostess, what do I have to do?
Invite your friends and have a spot available for me to set up my table. That's all you HAVE to do. I have seen hostesses throw big giant parties with penis themed food and I have also seen them serve tasteful cocktails and finger foods. Do you boo.

How long does your Take Out party last?
2 hours. 1 to demo and 1 to sell product. It is quick and painless. If you are serving brunch or dinner I suggest scheduling your party 1 hour earlier for food. Then I will come in with my product and you can resume with cocktails once I leave!

Will you have games at your party?
No. But you may if you like.

Are you leaving your other job to do this?
No. Where I work is my dream job, it's perfect and I love it. That career is my husband whom I love and adore. This one is my side chick.

What made you decide to sell sex stuff?
"Sex stuff" is important. To both singles and married couples alike. I can offer you knowledgeable advice and tips that will spice up your sex life in any capacity. But I also sell products for sexual health as well. Which is even MORE important.

I'm married, I don't need sex toys.
Yes you do. Maybe he does too. Don't be selfish.

I have a very good sex life, so what can you offer me?
The things you need to have an amazing one.

What do you do at these parties?
Nothing crazy. Book one and find out.

Do you do private consultations?
Yes, I have done consultations with couples in the past who are very private and want to talk about some issues and hear solutions as a team.

Are men allowed at your parties?
Absolutely! But make sure all of your guests know. I love co-ed parties, mostly because men like to think that they know everything there is about sex and I like to educate them on it too. Men also need sexual aids or sex health advice, women are not the only ones!
Co-ed parties are great if your husband or S/O don't really want to take your advice about sex, but will listen to someone knowledgeable (who isn't their wife)
Also men are funny! 

What product will you be carrying?
My product is personally selected for each individual party. The hostess will answer some basic questions and I purchase and bring the product to demo for you that night. I believe that each person is unique, so why should I offer the same Take Out menu for every group?

How long will your items take to ship?
You will purchase your products in house and Take it Out that same night! The only time you would have to wait is if I ran out of a product and you HAD to have it. In that case, it would take about 1 week.


Why the name Take Out?
Because the main focus is your friends seeing the product, getting excited about it and Taking it Out that night. Take Out.

Do you offer products for LGBT?
Absolutely!

I am interested, but I am too shy to ask my friends if they want to have a sex party. What do you suggest?
We are not swinging from the ceiling and shoving dildos in all of our vaginas.A passion party can be intimidating in your brain. But in real life, it's a group of women who come together to see, hear and touch the newest products and innovations in sexual health. I am confident, knowledgeable and will act like a lady. (mostly)
If you are still uncomfortable I can get you an invite to someone else's party, host a Facebook LIVE party for you OR consult with you 1 on 1.
There are always options!

Why should I have a Take Out Party?
There are many reasons! Bridal shower, Birthday, Girls night, Divorce just remember I am entertaining, VERY entertaining....but I am not entertainMENT. Meaning, only book a party, if you and your friends are interested in purchasing product.

How can I contact you for my party?
Friend my Take out profile on Facebook by clicking HERE and message me for available dates! This profile is where I will be doing LIVE feeds of new product and advertising as well!

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